Violent Dreams
I have been on a streak of violent dreams:
- Sitting in some kind of hospital/clinic/manufacturing factory next to a conveyor belt. The belt has a bunch of heads of babies, (possibly aborted fetuses, the heads were abnormally small). Bright red heads traveling toward their destiny via a conveyor belt.
- The year is 2473, and I am in a midst of a barbaric culture. Many would argue that barbaric nature and technology do not mix, however this dream is living proof that it can and does. A colleague and I are approached by an enemy. We are in a dark warehouse, possible a dark swamp. The guy has armor on helmet on; the air may be poisonous, so one must protect his body. We immobilize him, and once he is weak, we begin drilling into his helmet with our drill weapons. The process is cumbersome, but eventually we drill through the metal and into the skill. Within seconds the man begins bleeding heavily, and dies. We continue drilling until the skull/head/face is fully mutilated. We then show it off by displaying the remains of his head via a plastic bag.
- I am in Lake Tahoe, California. As I am walking along the lake, giant boulders begin crumbling; I am in the center of a giant avalanche. The humans begin running toward the lake. Some boulders fall on me, however I am quite strong, and so the 6-12 ton weight does not phase me. Luckily, the lake is abnormally shallow, so the people have no problem heading deep into the center. Eventually the madness subsides, and I seek refuge in a house full of Orientals. I get an oriental massage, followed with some oral sex (this is customary). I then proceed to grab a woman by the head, and slam it repeatedly against the wall with one hand while talking about the Asian culture with other people. Now, normally, these types of blows to the head would not cause serious injury, however I did not stop until the woman was dead. It probably took about 3 or 4 hours. Later a man came up and told me that the last time someone had slammed a person against the wall (and killed him/her) he lived no longer than 50 days.
If you too want cool dreams, I suggest taking 3 supplements;
- Melatonin
- B6
- Valarian Root
- LSD (just joking)
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1 comment:
Ha, I had a nice laugh at that last, new one.
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