Disslike for Noise: Eternal Peace From Within

First of all, noise can be anything you want it to be. It can be a static sound coming from a T.V or it can be music that is playing on the radio. The essence of it is; it does not want to be heard by your ears.

To a hog, noise usually consist of human speech. Recently, as the humble hog was grazing in the kitchen, he had a sudden urge to cover his ears. This has never happened to me in this certain circumstance. The situation was as follows; three humans were sitting at a table silently, while the fourth began talking about an ordinary thing. The hog does not recall what the thing was, but it may have been:

• How nice the weather has been
• Recent news, such as a bridge collapsing
  
• How the day at work went
• If anyone wanted more chicken

All of the sudden, the hog went like this:


Ears in pain, the hog covered the delicate orifices. The only explentation is the presence of an unknown element; u-ness (or uness). Shortly after, the hog approached its father, and asked if he had any ear plugs (for the man is a wild boar hunter, and must protect his ears). He said "no", however he pointed out taht he could get some at his hospital.

Hopefully in a few days I will have some of these:

And will be able to roam nature in peace.