Top 5 Man-Crushes

Here are five men, that I love. These five men have skill, charisma, and looks. Without them in my life I would not be as happy. There were a few other guys, mainly movie stars and athletes, however I felt I should keep this list short, and thus I only reveal the top 5. Each of them possesses that hint of being that we cannot classify; the aspect of hogness.


Orlando Bloom

Long hair, shaved head, facial hair, no facial hair, French style whiskers, I don't care. A hog is a hog, and this one comes from the Shire. This guy is a man of style. Don't mistake his chest-exposing shirts in POTC as gay, simply the producers understand that it is sexy and the more sexy there is, the better the adventures. I don't recall any other movies he was in, and to tell you the truth I don't care; in my book, the guy is an immortal when it comes to movies.


Patrick Antonius

Can you say sexy cheek bone? This guy is a stud. He is pure European glamor. He plays cards for an hour, makes a hundred thousand dollars, and then bangs all the finest pieces of female humanity known to man. Balla. He is so cute when he is shy too.



Justin Timberlake

This guy is awesome at anything he does. And his charisma is always there, making him truly the man. His SNL debut was legendary, his latest album is insanely awesome, and his role in Alpha Dog was delicious. He is a diva I tell you, a male diva.

Pete Wentz and Brendon Uri


These guys totally rule. Pete is great for his age; he is pushing 30 and looks like he is 18. Brendon is awesome too, mainly because he looks so cool when he sings the cover of Britney Spears's "Hit Me Babe One More Time". The reason young teens are in love with their bands is quite apparent to me - They look as sexy as they sound.



Next time, to be fair, I will discuss the top 5 female-crushes.